Runtime:
86 minutes
Release
Date: August 15, 2015
Rating:
NR
Director:
Israel Luna
For the
last six months or so, I had The Ouija Experiment in my Netflix queue
and never got around to watching it. On my last fateful trip to
Redbox, I grabbed a movie called Ouija Resurrection because I liked
the box. Little did I know that it was actually a sequel to a movie I
never watched before. Redbox made no mention of the fact that it was
a sequel, and I honestly think they deliberately changed the name so
people like me wouldn't rent it without seeing the first. I'll try
not to taint my review with my extreme displeasure.
Ouija
Resurrection doesn't pick up where the first movie left off, which is
probably a good thing. Instead, it makes it out like the original
movie was just a movie. All the characters from that movie, including
some I'm sure died in it, come back to play themselves. They head to
a showing off the film at a theater with some of their fans on hand.
When the
director opens things up for questions, they learn that the theater
where they're screening at is supposedly haunted. There's something
about how a woman died in labor and her baby ended up being crazy or
something like that. The point is that the family supposedly fed the
baby humans to fulfill its cravings for flesh. No one really believes
the stories, so you can guess what happens next. People start dying.
Ouija
Resurrection is such a confusing movie because there is so much going
on. There are a few scenes with actual ghosts running around and
attacking people, but there there are scenes that indicate the
stories told about the theater are true and that there really is some
flesh eating chick hanging out in the basement. Ah, fuck it. There
really is a demented crazy lady living in the basement who eats
people and her family really does keep her chained up down there and
feed her people.
The
characters are kind of iffy too. Eric Window, who apparently played
Calvin in the first movie, keeps popping up to give his catchphrase
from that movie, which is something like, “C to the A to the L to
the VIN,” which continues being annoying long after the first time
you hear it. I did get a kick out of Swisyzinna, who plays herself.
She comes across as the stereotypical African American chick from a
horror movie, but she plays it like she knows she's exactly that
character. There's one point where she even references it and
mentions how it's always the black girl who goes first.
It's
also funny the way they set up the Q&A for the movie. Though
there's quite a few people on hand, there are literally only two or
three people who bother to ask questions. Then there's a subplot
about how some favorite fans get the chance to go backstage and meet
the actors. This is really just a setup for them to show one of our
actors dead with them all thinking it's part of the show they created
for them. Oh, and did I mention that there's the stereotypical goth
girl with long black hair who keeps feeling things? Yeah, it winds up
being way too many things crammed into one movie.
Once I
watch The Ouija Experiment, more of this movie might make sense to
me, but right now I have to give a thumbs down to everything about
The Ouija Experiment except for Swisyzinna, who I totally want to
hang out with in real life!
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