Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Killing Katie Malone

Oh Dear God…

The Nitty Gritty:

Remember when people spent hours hunched over a computer, trying to win an online auction? Remember how people used to waste time buying random crap like a ghost in a box? Apparently the people behind Killing Katie Malone do too because they based an entire movie around that crap. The movie follows a group of college kids who decide to buy a ghost in an online auction. Of course, the ghost of Katie Malone is pissed off and starts killing people. Oh, and did I mention that Dean Cain pops up as a former owner of the box?

The Best Death:

I’m drawing a blank here! Seriously though, I have no recognition of any deaths in this one.

Watch it or Not?

It’s hard for me to tell you whether or not to watch the movie. On the one hand, it was a waste of time. On the other hand, it’s Dean Cain, and I love Dean Cain. Seriously, ask anyone who knows me and they will tell you that he ranks on my list of top five bangable guys. Killing Katie Malone isn’t the worse, but I could find something else to do with a free 90 minutes.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Return to Horror High (1987)

How can you not love this movie?

Horror High follows a group of filmmakers heading off to a small high school where a grizzly murder rocked the small town. In 1982, a serial killer went insane and murdered a bunch of students at Crippen High School. Since sex and murder sell, a production company decides to make a movie on-site that follows the true story. Naturally, a serial killer turns up and starts murdering people all over again.

The Best Death:

Keep your eyes peeled for a cameo from Mr. Clooney, George Clooney I mean. Also keep your eyes out for a post Brady Bunch Marcia.

Watch it or Not?

I actually have a special place in my heart for Return to Horror High. I saw the movie years ago, and when I saw it listed on Netflix, I couldn’t pass it up. The movie is more of a horror spoof than a hardcore horror movie, which I know some people don’t like. As for me, I kept it in my queue, so that should say something.