Runtime:
86 minutes
Release
Date: December 20, 2014
Rating:
NR
Director:
Jonathon Winfrey
Anyone
who ever visited or read my blog in the past knows that I have a soft
spot in my heart for bad disaster movies. That is exactly why I
grabbed Icetastrophe, also known as Christmas Icetastrophe, the first
time I saw it in Family Video.
Charlie
(Victor Webster) is a man living in a small town when disaster
strikes. The sky suddenly opens up and releases a torrent of ice and
snow on the town. What actually happens, according to the film
anyway, is that a meteor somehow causes a major atmospheric change on
earth. A piece of the meteor breaks away and hits just outside of
town. This causes the temperature to drop and wreaks havoc on
Charlie's town.
There
are tons of other stories going on in the same film. Charlie's son
goes crazy after finding out that his rich girlfriend is lost in the
cold with her brother, so he goes off to chase her down. Charlie's
wife is stuck in the community center with the girl's mother and
trying to find out what happened to both their kids. Oh, and the
girl's father is more concerned with saving himself than dealing with
anything else. There's also a grad student from a nearby university
who shows up in town and asks Charlie to help her find the meteor.
Icetastrophe
is really pretty bad and not necessarily bad in a good way. Having
just finished Continuum on Netflix, I kept seeing people in this
movie, wondering what I knew them from, and looking them up to see
that there were on Continuum. I really think that the producers of
that show had some extra cash leftover and decided to just use some
of the cast to make a bad TV movie.
Of all
the cheesy scenes in the movie, the cheesiest involves Charlie and
the grad student. The two are in the midst of running away from the
freeze, which is apparently taking over the entire town, when they
get to a lake. They hop on a boat, speed across the lake, and look
back to see the lake freezing behind them. It definitely gives new
meaning to the term cold front.
Webster
is probably better in this movie than he is in other stuff. I still
remember him from his time on the soap opera Days of Our Lives, which
I think every girl in my college dormitory watched, but he has a
tendency to either be good or be really wooden. He's actually a
little stronger in this movie than he is in other roles, though still
not as good as he is on Continuum. The rest of the actors in the
movie are just kind of there. I can't really highlight any one
specific person because most are generally forgettable.
Icetastrophe,
also known as Christmas Icetastrophe when it first aired, isn't
nearly as much fun as I imagined it might be. It's just another one
of those television movies that I watch once and promptly forget
about.