Runtime: Unknown
Release Date: January 15, 2013
Rating: R
Director: Craig Moss
Poor, poor Dana. Her father went
absolutely batshit crazy when possessed by a demon. When priests
arrived to do an exorcism, he killed the entire cast of the
Oscar-winning film "The Artist," and poor Dana wound up in
an asylum. Now that she's all better, she decides to move back into
the house where it all happened with her own family, and the film
turns into a parody of every major horror film in the last year or
so.
There's her daughter, who looks like
she's wearing a cheap costume of "The Girl with the Dragon
Tattoo," Abraham Lincoln, who lives next door and just so
happens to fight vampires, the sexy vampires who show up in the
middle of the night, the ghost, who likes to pleasure himself, watch
porn, and smoke pot on camera, etc., etc., etc.
Have you ever watch a movie where you
started laughing in the first few things and thought to yourself,
damn, this is going to be a good film? Have you ever watched in
horror as the laughs slowly disappeared? That's pretty much how I
felt about this one.
I originally saw a trailer for the
flick and thought it looked pretty funny. We rented it the night it
came out, and sat down to watch it as a group. The first few scenes
had some nice moments, but it was hit or miss for much of the rest of
the film. The best scenes came early on, when in a parody of "Storage
Wars," two women bought a storage locker with Adele living
inside. As someone who watches that show and all of its spin-offs,
those scenes were pretty darn funny.
The problem is that "30 Nights of
Paranormal Activity with the Devil Inside the Girl with the Dragon
Tattoo" just goes downhill from there. It actually got to the
point where I was wincing at some of the jokes, looked around and
realized that everyone else was too. We actually made it to the end
of the movie, but it wasn't nearly the laugh riot I hoped it might
be.
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