*Zeyday
still thinks she has a shot in hell of stealing president away from
Chanel, and even Chanel thinks she'll win. Since when do freshmen
rushes even have a shot at running for president of a sorority house.
*Hester,
still thinking she's hot shit from the makeover Chanel gave her, sets
her sights on Chad. After a disturbing scene in which Chad finds the
perfect grave to masturbate to and starts to drop his pants, she pops
up and gives him a chub as she talks about getting turned on by dead
bodies before deciding it isn't the right time.
*Well,
it looks like we finally know what happened to Ms. Bean! Chad and
Hester are unlucky enough to stumble across her body in a haunted
house that Zeyday set up as a way to raise money for sickle cell
anemia. The best moment came when Hester thought it was a replica,
went to touch the leg, and her hand went right through the corpse. We
also learn the fate of other characters like Coney and Chanel #2.
*Chanel
has so many followers on Instagram that she celebrates Chanel-o-Ween
instead of Halloween, which she says is something she'll keep doing
when she's a big star. After seeing her send body parts and god knows
what else to her followers, we get to see a hilarious moment with her
riding around in a kids' battery powered car.
*Aw,
Chanel really does have a heart! She comes thisclose to crying when
she tells the other Chanels her fears on losing her presidency.
*Oh
snap, Denise wanted to join the sorority! Zeyday confronts her with
the truth, reveals that they pretty much didn't want a black girl,
and announces that Denise has a motive to be the killer.
*The
cops don't think that Jamie Lee is behind the killings, but the cop
talking with her does think she makes an awesome heavenly hash. She
throws herself at Wes again, this time telling him that he can be her
date to the faculty party and that they will go as Little Bo Peep and
her sheep.
*Grace
and Pete dress up as characters from How to Lose a Date in 10 Days,
which makes me wonder if Ryan Murphy has any idea what teens watch.
*They
track down one of the former sorority sisters, who tells them that
the dean made them get rid of the body to protect herself and them
before making the girls leave school. Red Devil later attacks her and
leaves her body at the haunted house, where police simply identify
her as a Jane Doe.
*The
baby was a girl! That means it can't be Pete or Chad, unless there's
some Sleepaway Camp stuff going on. Grace confronts Wes because she
thinks she was the baby. I'm beginning to think that would be the
easy solution.
*They
learn that someone took care of the baby in the same house where the
haunted house is and that people referred to the woman as a hag. The
end of the episode reveals that the hag in question was Gigi.
*I
can't figure out what movie Wes made his class watch! It's clearly a
Children of the Corn movie but not the first one. The sad thing is
that I own them all.
*Ugh,
Chanel and her minions flip out on some guy for whistling at them and
calling them hot, which leads to them attacking him and beating the
crap out of him. Given the way they act all the time, it seems like
something they would just take as a compliment.
*I
stand by my belief that Dean Jamie Lee is the killer. Knowing that
she was there when they dumped the body and is the only one who knew
what happened to the baby is more proof. I'm 99% sure I'm wrong
though.
*I
also stand by my belief that Scream Queens tries way too hard. It
often feels like jokes are shoved down our throats and that the
director/producers want us to act or think in a specific way. Thanks,
but I can make up my own mind!
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